Emergency Exit 

Having to go to the restroom badly while on the highway, that one needs to get themselves into a gas station bathroom... real fast.

Oh snap! I need to take an emergency exit at that El Cheapo before I poo in my pants.

Emergency Exit by MFinn March 8, 2010

Danish exit 

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.

A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"

Danish exit by Derpenstein1977 October 11, 2013

Female exit

Another thing phil lester shouldn’t have said

A female exit

Female exit by Internet2trash May 6, 2018

The Mom Exit 

Moms of adult children who walk out.

The Mom exit.

Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.

“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”

Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”

“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom

Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!

The Mom Exit.

The Mom Exit by victoriapriceless February 9, 2020

Existential Crisis 

A deep, obsessive concern with unanswered questions about the meaning of life and existence, resulting in the disruption of one's daily life and characterized by long or short-lasting bouts of apathy and depression.

"Dude, what's up with Steve?"
"He's been reading a lot of Nietzsche and watching How the Universe Works on the Discovery Channel, now he's having an existential crisis."

Existential Crisis by Jimmy Banks November 28, 2012

Erister Egg Hunt 

An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.

The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").

Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.

Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.

You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?

We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.

The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.

We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.

Erister Egg Hunt by Miley Spears March 24, 2009

Irish Exit 

The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.

Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.

Irish Exit by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021