expert

/x, spurt/
"X" in math is an unknown and in plumbing "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"!

by francme March 29, 2020

Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

Experting

Verb-

to tell someone something with unwavering authority & confidence, when in fact, you have no real knowledge of the subject -usually done by a blowhard.

Yeah, he's experting on that guy, he has no idea what he's talking about.

by hammertime-tm October 24, 2008

ewertz

1. A homosexual who plays discgolf and becomes enragerd when having an average round.

2. A rageful person who is sett off by being average.

Guy1 - "FML I played that round like an Ewertz!!

Guy2 - "Quit complaining you were only 5 over par."

Guy1 - " I know I did terrible!!"

by poserG83 February 5, 2010

social media expert

hii turkish social media expert

Deniz UNAY

social media expert

by perfeperfe June 16, 2018

expert systems

1 - Expert systems is commonly used to replace words in a lame come-back to an insult.

2 - It can also be used to confuse a person after they give you a compliment

1- Stupidlittlefucker - "You stupid fag, you just ruined the game, why don't you just fuck off"

Phuzzletoff - "If by fuck off, you mean expert systems, then yes."

2 - Reallyhotchick - "Hey great game! You were really good"

Phuzzletoff - "If by really good, you mean expert systems, then that's disgusting! But I'm in."

by Frankie Mondat June 5, 2005

instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."

Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008