Dirty Evelyn

When you suck a mans genitals inside a sewer and then gets boned by a clown inside a tunnel

I was boutta fuck micheal’s mom but saw a girl in a sewer and gave her a dirty evelyn

by bottyy September 15, 2021

Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick

perfection

there's nothing in this world better than Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick. throw your hands in the aier.

by altruistic_ December 12, 2018

Evelyn

A short girl who should not be messed with. Get on her bad side/make her cry, and you might be weary of who you see. She will turn everyone against you. Very kind to her friends, and if you are a good person to her, then she will help you when she can.

I made Evelyn cry yesterday, and regret it. My bestie is beating me up now.

by Catnip District 12 January 8, 2019

Evelyn

Evelyn’s always have a bigger dick than Tyler’s. Tyler’s have small dicks.

“Wow Evelyn’s dick is MASSIVE! Wayyyyy bigger than Tyler’s! Though that’s not much of a surprise.”

by BigGayInnit August 28, 2019

Evelyn

The absolute most gorgeous being that you will ever find to wander on this earth. She will grace your life with greatness and so much more. She has the cutest laugh, especially when she's in crack head mode it's the cutest. She is also the cutest girl in the world, and when her face lights up it's like it's Christmas again. Evelyn is also very hot, the moment you touch her, your hand immediately gets third degree burns. She is an amazing girl, cherish her when she is around you. If she is yours take care of her, she is the best girl to ever grace the world. She is also amazingly strong. She's also amazingly talented, and is great at everything that she does, specifically with art and writing, makes the best things that have graced the world and could move someone to tears. Ultimately, she is a great person to go to, makes a person feel better within five seconds of being with them. She will warm your heart like chocolate in the microwave. They have so much to offer to this world and they're going to be amazingly successful. Have I also mentioned that she is the cutest? Evelyn also gives the best hugs that are in the world, and makes you feel safer than the Pentagon. She also gives cute kisses on the cheek that make butterflies roar in your stomach. Being around her is also wonderful, makes you feel like you're in the presence of a goddess, in which you are. Once again, CHERISH HER OR PERISH.

Is that Evelyn, wow what a cutie.
Evelyn, you look gorgeous!
Evelyn's hot on any given day.
Wow, I deem Evelyn as best girl.

by biidalida January 23, 2020

Evelyn

A snake

Evelyn shed her skin yesterday.

by Ashkenazi420 November 15, 2019

Eventyr Tobakk

Translates literally into "Adventure/Fairy-tale Tobacco"

A norwegian brand of rolling tobacco which is virtually impossible to get past customs (even more so than snus)
especially into the US.

Robert got strip searched and held back at the airport because he had a pack of Eventyr in his suitcase.

by DrKarling July 2, 2004