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Evan has a 12 inch long non erect dong.
Evan by cool dope man November 10, 2016
evan is a crackhead but also very pretty
evan by honeyfatgirl May 21, 2018
a person who has no drive to do a thing not even on a video game
jeff: that kid evan is not doing anything, heck I have never seen him doing anything at all
evan by theyeetmasterofthemeep templ November 29, 2018
Evan is a girl who likes strawberry jam and is usually very sporty or athletic.
Theres evan with her jam sandwich again.
Evan by erj/yil June 3, 2019
The best person ever and the girls all want him.
This person is the best person ever and will bring joy to your world, especially if your dating him. Never let him go, and he grows up pretty fast. Every girl wants this person and he is so cool.
Evan is so handsome.
Evan by Vangz November 16, 2019
EH - v uh n:

this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.
The Evan in my village is always on his knees. Our Evan makes life worth living. I remember when our Evan was just a boy....
Evan by Horriblechild October 19, 2019