fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

empty seat

A person that is there in body only.
Someone who is so unattached or unaware of their own life that their involvement has little or no impact on the outcome of events.

"Charlie, don't you get it? I can't feel that. It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what about when someone doesn't need a shoulder. What if they need the arms or something like that? You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things."
Charlie is an empty seat.

by charlie seat February 9, 2008

Employment HIV

or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.

by TheSparky04 November 2, 2011

empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through

My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.

by angelinaglows January 10, 2014

Empty Gesture

to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.

Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?

by Mac Is Fresh January 24, 2012

Empty Talk

This is an expression used when people are aimlessly talking to each other and the conversation is obviously going no where.

A. "Hey man..."
B. "Oh hey..."
A. "Whats up...?
B. "Oh nothin.."
A.
B.
A. "coo..."
B.

(silence) (empty talk)

by Klyde Frog February 5, 2009

empty for a week

phrase:

Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen.

Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOhhhh, good golly miss Molly!

Partner: Good one? Hmmmmmm?

Man: Honey, I'm gonna be empty for a week.

by onetwomeyou July 11, 2009