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Kont Emmer

Kont Emmer originates from South Africa and is Afrikaans colloquialism used specifically in the Northern Gauteng area of Pretoria. The direct translation of the saying Kont Emmer is Cunt Bucket.
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Hey hosh hoe lyk dit jou Kont Emmer.

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Hey jou Kont Emmer hoe gaan dit.
by Deezos December 28, 2010
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Dirty Emerson

You do A three finger pull on the G spot while finishing your partner with Oral. Right at the climax you scream "Put a Dildo In My Ass"
50/50 if your partner does or doesn't.
He took a real gamble last night with the Dirty Emerson. I heard she actually put it in!
by Roy Heuber September 10, 2021
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emmerson

emmerson big boobies!
by kittykatmeowhisss June 26, 2009
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Boyd Emmerson

A teacher
Affectionately known to his students as Boyd or Emmerson
The killer of god and the true creator of mankind
If you don’t finish your journal he will breathe on you
by Pukas Grig V September 9, 2019
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Pulling a Mark Emmert

Wildly overstepping authority and punishing the innocent.
The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).
by waytogo123 October 8, 2012
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Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.
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emmersum

hey matt, emmersum big ones on shaniqua!!
by sean trevarthan May 21, 2003
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