postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 2, 2009

Ejaculatte

When you use sperm instead of milk in coffee

I gave my girlfriend an ejaculatte

by Chase blackshire July 28, 2021

ewaculate

wacking off to the point of a massive ejaculation

Tyler was ewaculating while watching 2girls1cup

"aww dude cant you see I'm busy trying to ewaculate right now?"

by itsahairflip21 April 21, 2008

post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.

"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."

by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012

extra-vaginal ejaculation

ejaculation not into the vagina but outside it in order to prevent pregnancy and STD.

He always practises extra-vaginal ejaculation lest she should get pregnant.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 15, 2014

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression)

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

by MARK JOHNSONS III April 20, 2018