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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.
Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....
by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007
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there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.
When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."
by Frank Le April 1, 2015
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Excuserist

Reserved to define an individule who's life-style is supported by excuses.
You meet your best friend for lunch and they order the most expensive meal on the menu. The waiter hands you the bill - when it comes time to pay - your friend says, "I lost my debit card" or "I'll catch us up next time" or "I am a little short" or "You can afford this." We all know of them - This is an Excuserist
by doug Larson February 17, 2009
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Excuse-Movie

Can mean several things:

1) A movie that is right on the cusp of being taken out of theaters.

2) A terrible or less than enjoyable movie you can view at home.

Both have the same purpose. To create a backdrop to either making out, talking, or a friendly get-together. The former of which is the most common.
"Hey man, i'm taking this girl out to see Madagascar 3!"

"What? In early August? Dude, that is such an Excuse-Movie now. What are you really planning on doing?"

"...possibly getting my hand down her pants..."

"Yeah, have fun with that while Katy Perry is blasting in the background."
by Pelican501 September 6, 2012
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excuse master

trying to be popular even though people think your a dick, geek, or nerd.
Dude! Stop acting like an excuse master. Besides, you are the stupid one anyway.
by A.C. Cortez May 19, 2016
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excuse me im talking

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.
i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!
by nobody else here May 29, 2017
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excuseplanation

When explaining what happened turns into why it's not your fault.
My excuseplanation is I would have been on time for work if it weren't for that ridiculously long train!
by BKLvly February 28, 2018
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