ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.

bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

by broseidon brahhh January 16, 2011

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Ebert

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.

Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006

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Ebensburg

A small town where the angels in the clouds fornicate, behind the shroud of the clouds, fooling around. There are angels, feathers flying and angels sighing; turning white clouds gray.

John: What is Ebensburg
Jermaine: You put a woman in front of a weaving machine and just watch her go.

by Cheerio Love March 2, 2009

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ebeggar

Someone who hangs out in online casino's and begs for money. Competition is intense amongst the ebeggars so when a whale saunters in or a player win's big they need to strike fast, and get a personal message out to hook their intended victim. If they succeed in getting the mark into a 1 to 1 conversation, they will start with a few compliments ('you are a god', 'you best player') then quickly move to the sad story (my elephants sick, my kids need Gucci, etc) and they start begging for money. Many ebeggars use a passive beg approach as online casinos have a no begging policy. There is a lot of competition amongst the ebegger's so some will even send a tip to their mark, just to try and get their attention.

eBeggar: Hey Bro! Good luck Bro
Whale: Fuck off ebeggar
eBeggar: Can you help me out bro, please
Whale: I'm trying to play here, you ruining my game
eBeggar: Please help me bro, you so rich, I need feed my kids
Whale: Fuck off will you! Sell your laptop
eBeggar: It's IPhone 10 actually, my macbook pro is in for repair
Whale: Well fucking eat that then
eBeggar: Please Bro, Pleeeaaassse, you such a great player, please bro!
Whale: For fuck sake, leave me the fuck alone,....oh shit, I just lost 1 btc you fucking asshole... look... here's 1k sats now fuck off and let me play in peace.
eBeggar: Love you bro, Good luck bro.

(eBeggar logs out and back in using an alternative profile and the conversation starts over as above)

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

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