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Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.
Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.
by Josh Moon September 14, 2019
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Dismount

Alright bitch I'm ready for the DISMOUNT!!
by ART July 16, 2003
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desmond

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.
Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.
by alphonsus November 10, 2008
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dystonic drug reaction

Dystonic drug reaction causes symptoms such as fast and irregular heart rate, fever, sweating, confusion, and uncontrollable muscle movements of mouth, tongue, cheeks, arms, eyes, or legs.

It is a very alarming side affect to taking a certain medicine. It's a very rare side affect but can happen. The muscle spasms can be very painful and annoying. But it's treatable with medicines like benadryl.
I was taking Geodon for only 3 days and I started to have all the symptoms of dystonic drug reaction. It was so horrible I couldn't control my tongue or close my mouth!
by whatitdojenn February 14, 2009
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desmodontification

The process of turning into a vampire after being bitten by one.
Derived from 'desmodontinae', the genus of vampire bats.
Thing 1: Hey, did you hear what happened in the latest Twilight book?
Thing 2: Desmodontification.
Thing 1: For shiz.
by vd1188 September 23, 2009
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This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder
"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"
by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007
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Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.
I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.
by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023
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