Ducking

Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

dogging carping piking

As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...

by Razzle August 21, 2004

A duck!

1. Noun. The animal of the bird variety, difficult to ctch without help. Tastiest variety is the mallard.

2. A collective noun reffering to a group that occurs when an indivdual moongoose meets one or more of its kind.(Having researched all possibilities this seems by far the most logical)

1. He's a one armed duck fucker (see dumbland)

2. Look over there! There's some a duck.

by Draz'Andant July 15, 2003

Ducking

The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!

Ducking is a serious cause of over population

by BButcher555 April 21, 2011

duck

When you shit in a paper towel and hide it somewhere, in order to prank someone. The "advance preparation" part means you can do the deed ahead of time.

John dropped a duck behind the radiator downstairs. That will stink for a week before it dries out.

by Nintendo Goober September 7, 2013

Duck

Duck, a Water creature, also Apple likes to duck you over when your trying to say "Fuck"

Hey look! It's a ducking duck!

by SkapDoesMC December 8, 2020

Ducking

When a slut lays on her back and hangs her head over the edge of the bed and a guy stands in front of her and fucks her mouth. The act of ducking allows the slut to open her throat so that the guy can get his cock down her throat. Ducking is great way for whores to learn how to deep throat.

The only way that Holly was able to get a cock down her throat was by ducking.

by nolaxtogrind March 4, 2015

Duck

A person you had sexual encounters with, which you hope to never see again…. or at least not in public. And if you do, you DUCK!!!

This word is commonly used by die-heart wingmen, cheaters, people still stuck in-the-closet and drunks.

Also commonly used to describe an ugly, fat, or or just plain unattractive people who you would never consider being with.

An attractive person, is hardly ever a duck.

Synonym: Quack-Quack

Kyle and I met some geourgeous women last nite, but Peter got stuck with their "duck" friend.

I got so drunk last night that I woke up sleeping next to a "duck".

My girlfriend and I had to leave the party early last night because I've seen one of my ducks there.

by SlickVictory December 10, 2009