drunken fondle

when you drunkenly fondle parts of partners/friends/strangers body that you would otherwise not if sober (and enjoy it not because you want them, but simply because alcohol has made you horny and antsy)

OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.

friend1: oh no! i think i rubbed bob's man parts last night

friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!

bob: damn straight they are.

by hellosally June 11, 2006

Drunkenlove

Drunken Love is the euphoric feeling you get when you drink, You feel amazing contenections to people that when you are sober you would'nt necesarily notice, people who when you are sober aren't necesarily as homely,doryk, fugly, looking, now that you are drunkenloved. You also feel better about yourself, decrease inhibtions, mixed with drunkenlove= a big fat amazing drunken ego! Also know as Pretty Preception

People looking better, more charming, euphoric state that is what DrunkenLove is all about!

by Josh the McSkimming July 14, 2006

drunken hitchhiker

The act of fingering a female with your thumb in a hitchhiking fashion.

After I gave her the drunken hitchhiker, she gave me a ride.

by Team Maniche December 25, 2008

drunken houdini

A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.

Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy.

Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini

by LordBlumpkin July 30, 2010

Drunken' Mc Blumpkin

When one is drunk at Mc Donalds and recieves a blumpkin.

Your girlfriend is such a slut she gave me a Drunken' Mc Blumpkin after we were done eating.

by filtonopilis January 13, 2010

Drunken Aristotle

Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.

Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...

Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!

Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.

by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010

drunketarian

having a impulsive desire for meat when extremely intoxicated

.."i dont eat meat unless im starving and drunk im a drunketarian"

by dakota09 April 12, 2010