drunkle

Your favorite drunk uncle, who entertains all at family holidays when he shows up wasted. He often relies on underage nieces/nephews for transportation help when alcohol has gotten the best of him.

Yeah, my drunkle got me out of the early morning class because he lost his keys yesterday and needed a ride.

by hello_newman May 1, 2011

drinkercising

Daily neighborhood walk with a large glass of alcoholic beverage.

"Honey I feel fat today so will you make dinner while I go drinkercising? Be back in, hell I don't know, it depends how many refills the neighbors give me."

by FriedFishCombo August 30, 2013

DinklePuff

A person who breaks rules and doesn't care

You are a dinklepuff

by BIGMAC5 September 10, 2016

Dinklesplorje

To ejaculate at such an extreme force it hurts

"Dude i just dinklesplorjed, im in so much pain"

by Xenza555 April 22, 2023

downy drinker

a very intelegent person who just dosent have the abilty to show it. if you couldent tell already i have downy in my closet and i drink it.

stop drinking downy you downy drinker.

by downy drinker December 18, 2018

shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.

person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!

by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019