Dogpressed

When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.

Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.

by idksteven August 27, 2018

deppressed

The act of not being happy "

&/or not understanding whats going on in life.

-or maybe just feeling shitty.

Mike: Oh hey billy whats up man? :D

Billy: FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!! im FKCING DEPPRESSED LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! >=O

by xxxxxxxxxxxxcoolperson July 5, 2008

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

depressed down

depressed way dafuq down

the reality of everything has got me depressed down

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

Depressed

Feeling depression, a dark and serious emotion, which is sometimes dangerous. It contains a feeling of sadness and numbness, which doesn't go away over time. Now it is being used by "qUirKy" fourteen-year-olds to be edgy and relatable, therefore losing its original meaning.

Thirteen-year-old basic white girl named Jessica who forgets to do her homework one night: sIgH, i aM depressed guys, i waNna die😭

by yeeyeecowboy March 31, 2019

Depressed

What every 12 year old girl in middle school feels like after their best friend went to Starbucks without them

Sally: Hey guys where are you going?
Mary: Oh were just gonna get Starbucks but I don’t have enough money for you so
Sally: *cries for no reason* you made me DEPRESSED EEEEEEEEEEE

by commit stop body function September 10, 2019