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Dragon

A mythical being that will come into your bed at night at stick his dick up your ass.
Henry: *Zzzz* *snore* --- WTF was that?
Percy: *Purrr* *hump*
Henry: Holy shit! Is that a-- it's a dragon! I just got f*cked by a dragon! FML
by Xenos59 July 2, 2014
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Dragoning

While vomiting, publicly, one makes a flapping movement with one's arms, thus invoking the image of a dragon breathing fire, or in this case vomit.
he just dragoned everywhere, it was... impressive

look at ___ he/she is dragoning! GO! GO! GO!
by Rdoggydogg November 18, 2011
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Dragon

A fat female. Often used in phrases with the word 'Slay' which means having sex
Make sure you keep a pitcher of water next to the bed when slaying dragons.
by Steven Harvey February 14, 2008
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Dragon

Ben: uhh, David, your dragons showing.
David: Oh, shit!
by Ben Tran December 9, 2010
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Dragon

A sexual beast, arousal at sight, so freaking horny all day long.

Has a HUGE penis.

:D ~ ~ ~ C==========3
woman: GIVE IT TO ME DRAGON !

dragon: ROAR !
by SEXGIANT123 July 5, 2010
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Dragon

someone who likes bands like slipknot, lamb of god, "gay metal".

& also someone who does hairwhips at shows.

sometimes just a gothic person, who wears trip pants and alot of black.
"bro, check out that dragon with the slipknot shirt"
by dirtbag810 June 2, 2009
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Dragon

An EXTREMELY big girl (think offensive lineman big), who is not only heavy but also tall. Isn't necessarily morbidly obese, but is a beast of a woman. Sometimes will hang out with girls with "talent". But will usually be in the presence of a "handler" and may also be accompanied by other dragons.
You slay a dragon if you take her home for sex. The hand gesture to your buddy that a dragon is near is to make a motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight!
My buddy got drunk in a bar and ended up going home to slay a Dragon last night. She will crush him! She HAD to have been 5'9 and 250 lbs!!! Luckily I fended off her handler.
by The Real Maroon Blood October 10, 2008
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