DownTown

A place where one goes to get stabbed.

Gregoray: where you going?
Sespit: Downtown.
Gregoray: Oh see you in Valhalla.

by someone in Ohio November 22, 2014

Downtown Squid

The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.

These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.

The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.

"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"

I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.

by Delicious D. Sweetness November 11, 2004

Downtown with Mr. Brown

a term black men use to refer to jacking off.

Stephon: Man, im really nervous about my interview today

Laquintin: My negro, just got Downtown with Mr. Brown!

Stephon: (30 minutes later) Wow Laquintin! That really helped!

Laquintin: You know i always be gotten yo back boiii

by Jaxman92 July 8, 2010

downtown frown

An extremely lippy vagina.

More specifically a girl with an extremely lippy vagina laying down on her side so that gravity pulls her labia downward, making a Frown.

I brought a beautiful woman home last night, but once i got her undressed i saw her Downtown Frown and said "No thx"

by Apimpn October 23, 2013

North Central, Downtown Charleston

North Central, Downtown Charleston is a neighborhood of artist, writers, and musicians adjacent to the equally hip neighborhoods of Wagener Terrace and Hampton Park. Creatives and trendsetters fill the fashionable cafe’s and pubs within the environs of Upper King, Morrison Drive, and Rutledge Ave, while an eclectic dining scene features everything from speakeasy styled restaurants, breweries and dive bars to artisan coffee houses and gastropubs. Art supply stores and galleries mix with shops selling authentic french pastries in sidewalk al fresco settings. The landscape is defined by early 20th century bungalows and vernacular architecture. Here too is the site of the famed Palace Auditorium where Elvis Presley and The Allman Brothers Band once performed. This area first settled by French Huguenots who escaped religious persecution is the terminus of the future "Low Line" greenway. The familial and ethnic diversity of this section makes it a desirable home for all walks of life. Forever singles, young marrieds, progressive middle agers and retired long time residents share this inclusive enclave. Also, Bill Murray owns several bars in the area...which is nice.

Girl: So Saturday is my bachelorette party, should we come to North Central, Downtown Charleston after the ceremony at my Mega Church?

Guy: Heres what you do....first keep your sorostitutes away from Upper King, then you and your husband settle down on Daniel Island (or Mt. Pleasant)......byeeeeeeeee.

by freespirit200 September 28, 2021

apartment in downtown springfield

Polite way of referring to AIDS.

Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield

by Get it On Account June 25, 2017

DOWNTOWN

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go - downtown.
When you've got worries all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help
I know - downtown.

SONG by old british rocker that lost it's appeal to a younger generation

by Petula Clark March 10, 2005