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douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.
Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!
by master bean flicker April 25, 2010
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Doucette

One of the coolest and greatest last names known to mankind the family with this last name, has just to breath and excellence and greatness flows through the air. Any know enemy of this great clan of great and famous noble men and women will and have been beaten to and inch of their lives.
Doucetteis a name associated with the best that ever will be, that is and ever was!
1. Man, That guy who kicked Johnny's ass was a real Doucette.

2. I think I should legally change my name to Doucette, which we all know is the "COOLEST NAME EVER"!
by Mightybiglegend June 25, 2008
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DoucheTruck

Douchetruck has the ability to be used in many ways, but generally is used as an adjective. To describe a person who is ignorant, and vile. A person who is a douchetruck has risen above the label "Douche bag" or "Douche face."

A Douchetruck can also refur to a truck that is hired for the sole purpose of carrying, and ridding the products of douching.
"John you are such a fucking douchetruck."

or

"Holy shit, today must be tuesday because there are two douchetrucks coming up the street!"
by Olivia Benson July 21, 2008
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douchetag

(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.
I knew what kinda guy we were dealing with as soon as I saw the douchetag.
by DbG. January 13, 2009
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attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.
"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"
by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009
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douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.
You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.
by shenenagens April 7, 2009
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Douchetard

Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010
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