ditch bottle

Something empty, dirty, and filled up by whatever happens to be rolling on through town.

When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.

by sarcan August 20, 2010

ditchman

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.

Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.

by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017

ditchstar

Someone who never comes up for a game when you call them but ends up playing it alone during odd times of the day.

Bharath, never comes up for COD Mobile, he's a ditchstar.

by parippufiction June 9, 2020

hi ditching

The lowest of the lowest move in texting. When someone says hi in a conversation only to leave the conversation. These low class scums can be referred to as dingbats.

Todd: hey what's up!?
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.

by Henrylikescatsandscats September 11, 2016

snitch ditch bitch

A grimy ass bitch always looking for attention & she do anything to get it even snitch. Then after she snitch you gotta put her in a ditch!

That girl you been pimping out for 5 years told everybody you sell drugs. Yeah I called her a snitch ditch bitch 2 years ago!

by Lady Gangsta March 22, 2022

ditch weed

This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.

HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.

by we2d July 23, 2008

ditched

To leave something that is not finished.
To ditch a person is to leave them;
prefabley to run in the opposite direction!

Awww man me and Max were like totally spraying-up the high school board; and then ol' crawford comes!
I totally ditched max 'n' did a runner!

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005