doob

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus

A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."

by CastIronPan June 03, 2018

Doob

The combination of the words dweeb and boob; dweeb + boob = doob

Dude 1: Dude, I was playing Super Mario World and made it to the last level and turns out that none of my progress saved.
Dude 2: Ha ha ha, wow ur such a doob.

by DeepstheHobbit March 10, 2016

Doob

Doob is a slang word for weed

Yo u got dat doob

by Ivoryaston05 February 23, 2019

Doobs

man boobs

I gotta start working out dude. My doobs are out of control.

by footballfan20852 March 04, 2017

doob

Used in london mostly in the east london region and is used to call someone ugly instead of what it was used for before to refer to a splif. Plural Doobies

eyy u know that girl jodian she's bare doob!, they are a bunch of doob guys, they are doobies

by YourPumPumStink April 05, 2015

doob

Used in london mostly in the east london region and is used to call someone ugly instead of what it was used for before to refer to a splif. Plural Doobies

eyy u know that girl jodian she's bare doob!, they are a bunch of doob guys, they are doobies

by YourPumPumStink April 05, 2015

Doobs

There are man-boobs, and there are doobs. Doobs, (dude-boobs) are the boobs of a ripped male individual.

"Damn that guy has some PHAT doobs."

"SHEEEEEESH bro, that guy is so ripped his doobs are nice and plump."

by hai ley December 02, 2021