by TheHSC123 November 12, 2013
A canine pack animal who loves human companionship.
Eats cats. Can take down large game. Doesn't sleep all day. Guards the house. Slobbers on the in-laws. Working animal. Easy to train. Happily greets you when you come home. Has good taste in furniture, particularly when eating said furniture.
Most of all, the dog is a great human companion.
Not a cat.
Eats cats. Can take down large game. Doesn't sleep all day. Guards the house. Slobbers on the in-laws. Working animal. Easy to train. Happily greets you when you come home. Has good taste in furniture, particularly when eating said furniture.
Most of all, the dog is a great human companion.
Not a cat.
Owner: This is my dog, Butch.
In-law: Oh what a cute- AGH! My shoes!
Owner: Butch, I'm home!!
Butch: *happy greeting*
In-law: Oh what a cute- AGH! My shoes!
Owner: Butch, I'm home!!
Butch: *happy greeting*
by Lycanthrope April 10, 2008
needy and lazy and fat and whiney
but we love them to death anyway
dont hurt them, they have feelings too
play with them everyday and and give all your love to them and they will love you unconditionally back
but we love them to death anyway
dont hurt them, they have feelings too
play with them everyday and and give all your love to them and they will love you unconditionally back
1. dog is a mans best friend
by rikki rian January 31, 2009
How've you been, dog? Long time no see!
by Boomer December 15, 1999
by mt943568 July 22, 2017
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by Will "Vexus" Moss May 05, 2008
When Dog Grierson invites you to Camden Markets after he has given you a bit of slap and tickle you know thats the last date you will have with him!!! "What a Dog"
by Anonymous October 18, 2001