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Don't listen to your dog if he pretends to be God. You'll end up killing your parents. (like in Robot Chicken!)
by Spam Happy August 26, 2009
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dog

a cute animal loyal pet that is way better then a cat
by DJMJ92 May 5, 2016
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dog

1.My worst nightmare and fear followingcicadas, falure,homosexuals and retards and worst of all summerschool aka HELL .

2.The most common fear(for me anyway)since the fear of death and the dark.

3.An animal that I have to avoid every mourning and afternoon as I go and come back from school.
1."I have finally been convinced to like certain animals besides dogs, because I'm now officially K9phobic at this time."

2."Oh god a dog is coming to my path, where is a mass when I need it!"

3."The more dad tells me not to be afraid of dogs as I ride my bike to school and back, is that you are just telling to risk getting bitten, have rabies and go the hospital for half my life!" "God bless cats though!"
by phantom5 July 18, 2008
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dog

the animals who are synonyms for perfection
are adorable 24/7, but especially when:
they are reunited with their owners who are soldiers coming back from war
are sleeping with other animals
when protecting babies
when they are excited to see you
when sleeping
when panting

when doing tricks
when they're excited for something and follow everywhere
when watching other animals on TV
when wearing shoes and/or any clothes
when singing and howling along to music
when saying I love you
for more cute pics of dogs, search "dogs are cute when" and click on the first video
(you know you want tooooo)
by allthingsever May 31, 2014
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by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015
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dog

a mans second best friend his first would be his hand.
you could also call his first best friend rosy palm or jack, the second best friend would actually be an animal commonly known as a dog.
by kassiezitnick September 15, 2009
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dog

Someone who likes doing very inappropriate things for money or just for fun.
by no need to know <3 July 7, 2008
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