Documercial

A commercial (or info-mercial) disguised as a legitimate documentary.

Apple has announced the release of their newest documercial, "Steve Jobs - The Story Behind The Greatest Living Organism In The Universe".

by Daniswired February 15, 2013

Dickmentia

When you get fucked so well, your brain stops functioning besides thinking about getting laid again.

Me: Hey Alex, did you study for the exam?
Alex: I had a horrible case of dickmentia, I couldn't focus on anything. I even forgot everything I learned from class!

by UnofficialMedJournal July 18, 2019

Dickmentia

When a girl goes in and out of consciousness while having intercourse.

If you fuck Lily she will pass tf out because she has dickmentia.

by inutinyourmom September 10, 2019

Dickmentia

When you haven't had sex in so long that you forget what it feels like.

"It's been so long since Daniel fucked, he's got dickmentia."

by Sour_Honeybee September 22, 2019

documented on main

I already described it on my social media. In the 2000s, some people, but not most people, just some people, had a daily habit of checking social media to find out what’s going on in their lives. Maybe less people do it now than used to. But I still try to document stuff on main, so it’s helpful if you can check there first, because the stuff I am documenting is so horrific that it takes most of my energy away.

It’s documented on main, Mitchell. Let’s hang out tonight, and if you’re able to read what I’ve already documented on main beforehand, we can fill in remaining holes tonight.

by Financebro91 February 16, 2021

Document

A person who is serious about life, they obey all the rules and expect everyone else to. They can be very judgmental and petty.

I was a few minutes late to a meeting the other day, my friend wouldn’t stop going on about how bad it was to do that... She can be such a document sometimes.

by Gee.s June 19, 2021

documents

Documents📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃

Don't have to do the Documents

by Austin is nothing to see :) November 19, 2021