dortbord

A filthy bitch who'll let ya horse it in her any which way you want.

"I was at the club the other nite, met this little blonde thing and went out the back alley, ride her up the ass then smacked my bodger round her jaws, she friggin loved the dortbord!

by Dockslide McGeown April 22, 2009

Doort

enhanced pronuniciation of word dirt. Prenounced DOOR-TEH

When I say 'Door' you say 'Tea'..... 'Doort eaa'.
CREAGH IS A DOORT

by Yoyo555555 October 23, 2010

Dorts

Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.

I just made myself some dorts in the forest.

by bacon99 July 31, 2017

Dort

The purest form of dirt. Filthy in the best and/or worst way.

Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".

by FreshPrinceOfHC October 29, 2018

dortNAY

A brittney who has been dorkified and or confused with a brittNAY

you stupid dortNAY! whyd u wear that skirt?

by brittney0326 June 15, 2008

Dortel

Simply an adorable dork.

Aww Jeff tried to dive for that ball but missed, he's such a dortel.

by Inga_da_sexyy August 26, 2013

dmouth

Mouth frequently occupied by dicks.

She's a dmouth! Bopped the whole squad last night.

by Yelpingcats20 October 14, 2013