David Moyes

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

by yasleo December 7, 2013

dividaddy

A sugar daddy whose primary source of income is derived from stocks (shares of a company). The portion of the profits from company are issued to the dividaddy are known as the dividends. Dividend income are then transferred from the sugar baby to the sugar daughter, thus naming the middleman: dividaddy.

My dividaddy’s primary source of income is from dividend paying companies

by Carpenalldemdiems November 13, 2020

DavidsDeadLootbox

When your friend orders a loot box and you tried to be like them but you got a lame box instead

davidsDeadLootbox is so dead bro.

by Mikethunders100 March 30, 2019

DavidsWetOrgasm

When your boi david needed to blow off some extra steam off after his mock exam so he goes into his room and starts meat beating to a romantic novel involving Etika from the EtikaWorldNetwork whom is also from Brooklyn, NY. in the United States of America which is currently being run by dOnAlD tRuMp while this is being written off my computer @9:45pm in 2019 Whilst I am also situated in Murica (AKA The same country as Etika from the EtikaWorldNetwork whom I also mentioned earlier in this wonderful erotic definition). owo

David is having a wonderful footmassage called DavidsWetOrgasm

by Mikethunders100 March 30, 2019

Davidson Middle School

A school that no one gives a shit about, and people come to school to fuck around and get high af. Davidson is where your gap sweaters and fake chains are more important then anything. Expect fights twice a week on the snake path, condoms on the floor, and vapes literally everywhere. Although it may seem pretty bad (even tho it is) it’s very overlooked and people need to pay more attention to it. But if you run with the right people then it’s pretty fun and you make the best memories (what’s more memorable then living in a hellhole with your friends.) This schools is pretty interesting you won’t find anything like it. Pay attention to everything because you learn a lot if you roll with things. Have fun. And no I’m not 🧢

You go to Davidson Middle School?

Damn that’s a bitch sorry man❌🧢

by Iykyk im omwtfyb October 14, 2019

David Laid

David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.

Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!

Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho

by JourMuum August 18, 2021

The David Baxter

The David Baxter is the best way to describe the most gentle, caring, giving father, aka Pops, that me as a daughter can describe. If u saw pops, u saw me, Amy. At least untill he died September 6th, 2019. Then apart of me died that day.

The David Baxter way of doing things doesn't exist anymore. Get it your own damn self.

by Noresun2noAmy2 September 27, 2021