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Diet Fucking Coke

what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.
by Metsrule2006 January 10, 2006
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South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
by GAWII March 24, 2011
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dry dive

To die or kill one's self by being thrown from of or jumping off of a building.
Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room.
by shanondw September 28, 2008
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Wank-Diet

A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.

Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week
Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead
by valom July 23, 2011
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diet

A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.
by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006
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Divett44

Divett44 is the account on twitter, only known by few to drunk tweet. He will occasionally reply ‘aired g’ to any tweet at all, without reason. He is also a Manchester United fan, which shows how deluded he really is. Nevertheless he is one of the more likeable accounts on football twitter, and seems to never sober up
FT Account 1: ‘Hey, that Divett44 is replying to my tweets again, what do I do?’
FT Account 2: ‘Just leave him, he’s definitely drunk again
Daniel_haddock: ‘Penis’
by charliekc June 24, 2020
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School Diet

What happens a few weeks into school for a lot of girls.

Skipping breakfast, having a small lunch (i.e. granola bar), and having a small, quick dinner or none at all. Frequently school diet sufferers actually forget to eat for days at a time. Similar to anorexia.

Makes you tired, but has the benefit of weight loss.
Jess: Oh my gosh, how are you so skinny? You never work out or anything!

Kayla: I'm on the school diet, duh!
by freshanon August 11, 2010
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