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Disco Dion

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo
by big fat tubby December 30, 2022
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Dion Alfred

He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet
by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020
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Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.
Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025
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Dion Dellaportas

An odd fello
A kind person

An extremely funny young boy with a natural size penis.

Girls love him
"Dion Dellaportas, why are you so funny"
by Overnewton l November 30, 2018
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Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)
"Wow, Dion is so short"
by Dion69420 February 13, 2021
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Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.
omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!
by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011
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Dion's ex

He was a nice guy ig djbujgh I'm kidding he was actually the best bf you'll ever met but we broke up anyways love his curly brown fluffy hair :D
?: are you dion's ex?
by Le??? May 17, 2022
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