ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

ding ding

Clitoris

Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!

by ahnkhus February 6, 2022

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Ding ding

A name to call someone. Often in a funny way. Not meant to be offensive but to be funny and make people laugh.

A term used to call someone when they do something stupid or say something dumb.

Synonym to ding dong but way more funny.

C’mon ya ding ding

Omg don’t lie ya ding ding
You’re a ding ding

by Yadingding July 20, 2018

Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025

Ring a ding ding

Double speak by members of The Ratpack

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?

by Taugether January 4, 2022