Dictionary

The only place where marriage comes before sex anymore

M comes before s in the alphabet in the dictionary

by #pauline June 4, 2021

Dictionary

The Place Where Words Are Defined For Dumbasses With -100 IQ

You Are On The Urban Dictionary And You Have No Fucking Clue What A Dictionary Is?!

by M17bully March 17, 2022

Dictionary

A place where success comes before work

1: jimmy spends the whole day reading a dictionary but never uses it for its purpose

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Dictionary

Something that is impossible to know if not already known

Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018

dictionarier

Adj - More diction than the average dictionary.

Justin- This dictionary is dictionarier than that dictionary over there.

by Therealzv July 13, 2015

Dictionary

Not for the illiterate...

Its called reading you group letters and words together to form sentences. May cause headaches, take asprin...

by OmnipotentSeal June 14, 2003

Dictionary

A book of many words; not to be read as a regular book of leisure, poses much fun if used for this though. especially when you get to the prefixes and suffixes. YEH!

Aardvark, aardwolf and aaron went on a walk on Ab to the abaca tree. they were taken aback by the giant abacus in front of them, they looked abaft to the abalone in the sea, then they abandoned ship. and i abate them all

by wonderboy May 13, 2005