dickspew

a person spewed out by a dick without meaning

Gay Person: im gay
Chad: shut up dickspewed mutt
Jesus: my sons Gay Person and Chad it has come upon me you shall not enter my kingdom for i do not know you

by The Truth Behind Lies March 4, 2026

Dickscuses

Definition. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the evening. 2. When he says how tired he is before bedtime.

Example: ‘Don’t come at me with your dickscuses.’

by SoooooZee September 19, 2025

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018