Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

dick pit

The geographical region of Florida's coastline between the Big Bend Wildlife Management Area and the Bald Point State Park. Similar to an 'arm pit,' this region represents the are between the base of the phallus state's shaft and the scrote, respectively.

Every time I drive I-10 through Florida, I can't help but pass by the dick pit.

by DadPunsAreBadPuns May 31, 2020

Dickditch

Noun
Slang term for vagina

Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.

by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023

dicktit

a person who disrespects you in any form or matter.

dont be such a dicktit gina.

by fabio gussini February 26, 2009

Dickwit

Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.

Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.

by Karlabrit April 28, 2019