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Dickticular

Being extremely choosy regarding the type of penis one will take. Width, Length, Thickness, Curve (direction & angle), Head shape, Condition of foreskin, scrotal prominence
I’m far too dickticular for online dating!
by Kefkagreenshirt August 5, 2019
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Dick Pic Paradox

The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.
Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox
by Turbotroop July 2, 2021
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National dick pic

Happens October 30 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
by Hohy8 October 25, 2019
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egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.
Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.
by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021
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Anti-Dick Pic

Sending a full body nude to someone while cupping your junk in your hand so it isn't visible.
"She hates unsolicited dick pics so I sent her a full frontal nude cupping my junk, the anti-dick pic."
by Trobi_216 August 29, 2021
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dicksick

When a man fails to get sex and drops sleazy comments on any exposed females on social network.
Tom is so dicksick he has left a comment on every bikini wearing female’s Instagram that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
by Observer274647 July 10, 2019
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