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ditch pig 

A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.
Who was that ditch pig I saw you with at the bar last night?
ditch pig by bobsyeruncle January 28, 2008

ditch bitch 

a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who "ditches" you more than once..
she said we were supposed to have wings tonight but she didn't show, that lousy ditch bitch
ditch bitch by 69 war machine February 27, 2009

ditch work 

You ditch work when you avoid work by staying away or leaving early without permission. Perhaps someone pretends to suffer sickness (= fake flu or because of something you ate last night) and means to stay at home to recover, but indeed you need an excuse for missing work.
Today I am going to ditch work and go fishing instead.
ditch work by Earth rocker June 16, 2016

ditch the bitch 

a phrase you use when you need to exclude somebody out of your group
"Yo, jimmy's coming with us at the movies?"
"nah, let's ditch the bitch"
ditch the bitch by IDoPython December 15, 2014

ditch it 

When your runnin from the cops with drugs on you and you throw it out
person 1 "dude you still got that weed on you" person 2 "ya" person 1 "dude ditch that shit"
ditch it by AllAmericanPIMP May 25, 2004

Ditch Face Meagen 

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.
boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!