Personal Flirtation Device

(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).

Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".
Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.

Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.
by OGBiggy July 10, 2010
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An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable
"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."
by DingusMoose March 30, 2010
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Use of a variety of horrid personal assault devices which create and electric shock of your brain, head, face and or nervous system. In conjunction with illicit transmitters placed in your food or drink and ingested, it can cause your body organs to flutter,vibrate and contort involuntarily from the reaction to the electrical stimulation.They can involuntarily cause a reaction that can cause your intestines to twist& contort. Vibrate your bladder to the point of urgency and electro shock your brain with severe pain til you pass out.
Some of these devices actually leave physical signs of burns on your skin
"Electromagnetic device attack "can be used to assault,harm and harass a person physically and emotionally by a long distance range of electrically stimulating your bodily organs and or your brain involuntarily .
by Peaches From Park Forest,IL April 22, 2009
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Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 14, 2007
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DNA transfer device

Nerdy way of saying "cock".
I desire connecting my DNA transfer device to her roseaceous hirsute receptacle.
by pentozali July 08, 2012
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