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Hot Deuce

A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.
"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"

"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"

You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
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hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever
Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?
by HC Greenly December 7, 2006
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deuterostome

Deuterostomes (taxonomic term: Deuterostomia; from the Greek: "second mouth") are a superphylum of animals. They are a subtaxon of the Bilateria branch of the subregnum Eumetazoa, and are opposed to the protostomes. Deuterostomes are distinguished by their embryonic development; in deuterostomes, the first opening (the blastopore) becomes the anus, while in protostomes it becomes the mouth.

There are four living phyla of deuterostomes:

Phylum Chordata (vertebrates and their kin)
Phylum Echinodermata (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, etc.)
Phylum Hemichordata (acorn worms and possibly graptolites)
Phylum Xenoturbellida (2 species of worm-like animals)
"That asshat! He is an undeveloped deuterostome!
by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007
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matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.
I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.
by dejaflu June 3, 2010
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deuce deuce

A .22 Caliber pistol.
or 22 inch rims
The boy JD was a friend of mine. till i caught im in my car tryna steal a alpine. I chased him up the street to call a truse. The silly mothafucka pulls out a deuce deuce, little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge. One sucka dead L.A times Front page--Eazy E; boyz in the hood
by ase53123 February 7, 2008
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deuces bitches

A way to let people know that you are leaving for the evening. Usually done while holding up two middle fingers.
Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches
by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016
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Hot Summer's Deuce

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
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