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Johnny Depp 

A man who never ages. He's 46 but looks like a 30 year old or even younger depending on whether he's clean shaven. He's also a fuckin brilliant actor, but does not recognize it himself. He's a very humble guy, and he's a very charming and amazing guy as well. He's a great father and role-model. He's been through a lot of shit in his life, but he has never fallen down. Plus, all his movies are amaaazing!! He's one of the most versatile actors out there. He really deserves the title of "Greatest Actor on the Face of the Earth." He also respects women very much, which is a reaaaallly gooood thingg. =)
You know, Johnny Depp is the one guy I can REALLY respect. He's just awesome. I really feel like watching Sleepy Hollow or Finding Neverland right now....
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eat-able? yes. respectable? definitly. rape-able? mmmm NO!you know why??? because Johnny Depp is FAR too good for all these kids running around screaming his orgasmic name. He is a PROfessional actor and GAWD no doubt about that...but sometimes....these little 15 year old girls get carried away with their Depptastic fantasies. Johnny Depp is more than a nice body (which is what they all care about). He is a cup of tea with jack white. He is a hot bath on a rainy day. He is....
the most AMAZING man you would be LUCKY to even dream about.
johnny depp by Elisha January 3, 2004
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Johnny Depp Syndrome

When a straight man sees another man that is so cute, he would go gay for that one particular man.
Johnny Depp is so freakin' cute, I would totally turn gay for him. I think I'll diagnose him with what I'll call, Johnny Depp Syndrom.

Man, Tim has Johnny Depp Syndrome....
Johnny Depp Syndrome by Sigjap April 25, 2011

Johnny Depp 

Everything you could ever wish for. Amazingly talented, gorgeous, can speak French, and likes children. If only there were more Johnny Depps...
Edward Scissorhands, the greatest movie of all time and my all time Depp favortite.
Johnny Depp by Rhea Roo March 19, 2004

Johnny Depp 

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.
Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.
Johnny Depp by Kyle March 20, 2005

going Depp

acting out in a bizarre and semi-violent alcohol infused manner towards your partner. a la Johnny Depp
i am so going Depp on your ass when we get home...
going Depp by LuckyParker September 3, 2016

Johnny Depp 

oh my, Johnny Depp!! He's hot, part native american, and also a very talented actor.

he's so f*ckin sexy!!
oooo yes! gimme some Depp!!!
Johnny Depp by Mrs. Depp May 7, 2004