Trump Dependency Syndrome (TDS)

A condition in which individuals (typically right wing) cannot form a coherent opinion or understand facts without the information coming from Donald Trump.

Robert was diagnosed with Trump Dependency Syndrome (TDS) because he does not believe the sum of 1 and 1 was 2, because it did not come from Donald Trump.

by Boommoob July 11, 2025

It depends on the context

A reference to the 2023 congressional hearing on campus antisemitism. Specifically when asked "Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's policies?" Harvard's former president Claudine Gay replied: "It depends on the context."

I know they said "all Jews should die" but that might not be antisemitic, it depends on the context.

by ytz123 January 22, 2024

Dippin Depends

To have sexual relations with an elderly person.

"Yo man, where is John at?"
"I have no idea, that horny bastard is probably dippin depends" - GA

Guy asks his buddy, looking at an old lady."Hey, what do you think, dippin depends?"
Buddy says. "man, your low"-GA

by redstreak January 19, 2010

Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

depends dropper

What a grandpa blue mustang causes the senior citizens to do

Wow that is a nice depends dropper there, it will take first in the car show

by BH6500 January 18, 2021

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

That depends

Entirely on whether or not that Anti-Theft is going off because I have no idea what the timeline on that would look like.

Hym "That depends. I mean, I am not thrilled with how this is shaking out. I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. You tried to steal my soul and condemn me to a life I described as hell. I am pissed about that. The contract has been fulfilled but my thing didn't even TAKE your soul and, as the contact stipulated, you will be and have been (instead) marked by the flying raijin signet so that in the event that when I die I, instead of facing God immediately, am sent to hell... I will then be able to get out and to God. Assuming of course that at least one of you goes to heaven. But that is already set in stone. We're past that. Umm... Yeah, no, I am going to be tempted to take that shit out of you collective asses though. Not going to lie. Especially if you're letting a guy pretend to be me while knowing full-well that he is not that. Ok? So. Probably. You should probably be mortified. That would be appropriate. But you don't necessarily have to be that."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025