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dreaded single male

Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.
Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.
by miathyria March 3, 2005
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Deaged

To masturbate violently to a picture of Samuel L. Jackson.
To insert into one's ass and then proceed to take a picture of it with your camera phone so you can send it to your friends in another state that you met on xbox LIVE.
To pour hot semen on one's face.
Guy 1: Dude, why is that guy's face melting?
Guy 2: (Drops nutsack on Guy 1's face) Get Deaged on.
by ashy legzZz November 27, 2009
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Deader

When something is more dead than something else.
dude, this group chat is deader than My Chemical Romance
by zaneisdeaderthanmcr September 13, 2019
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Deadender

A moviegoer who stays till the very end, through the credits. Motivation for such behavior includes the chance of a post-credits scene, paying respect to the many creators of the film, avoiding the crowd at the exit, waiting for one's skin and eyes to recover from a lacrymal profusion, pointing out unique names in the credits, enjoying the music, or just appreciating the dark.
"Just to warn you," she said, settling into her red velvet seat, "I'm a deadender."
"That's okay," he responded, reaching over and taking a handful of popcorn, "so am I."
by Furquis January 4, 2013
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the dreaded re-cap

The bad news of all your stupid drunk antics that comes from a close friend the night after partyin'
Dude #1: Dude, last night you pissed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. You pissed in my sink and got piss all over my bathroom counter. You threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. You ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. You drunk dialed every one on your phone. Then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. Then you tried to get tough with me when I told you to chill the fuck out. Yeah dude, you're 86'd from my pad.

Dude #2: Damn, I hate the dreaded re-cap
by dabizz March 24, 2008
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the dreaded kusawatchie

When you are driving ahead of someone and you spray them with your windshield water.
Fuck that guy dude give him the Dreaded Kusawatchie
by miket March 5, 2005
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dreaded newsome

cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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