P Funks and Razzle Dazzles

An African American term for having Parliament Lights and a bag of Skittles in your pockets.

"Yo Dawg, I'm ready to party, I got some P Funks and Razzle Dazzles."

by Charmander the Man Whore September 5, 2013

Brazillian Dazzler

A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.

Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!

by Ratskrad January 23, 2011

Dazzle

verb. to charm. may cause hyperventilation if done correctly. if not, ur just like....wow, someone was trying to dazzle me. Edward Cullen from the world famous bestselling Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer is famous for dazzleing every girl in his path without realizing it.

Me: OMG !!!!! that guy SO just tried to dazzle me
jenny: are you dazzled?
Me: *hyperventilates*
jenny: oh. so he DID dazzle you!

by franniewantstabedazzled January 16, 2009

Dazzer

Means Chode (small and fat)

OMG! your Dick is a Dazzer

by akinsman23 June 2, 2011

razzle dazzle

To be blinded by the light of a lovely goldie lookin chain

"fuck'n ell clart, tha chain's a bit razzle dazzle innit"

by mr jones of da port April 1, 2003

bobby dazzler

a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.

'ere, that Mike's a proper Bobby Dazzler - have you seen his suit , must have cost 'im a few quid!

by missjilly May 13, 2005

dazza tee

A good looking,kind,funny and striaght up guy with a very large penis and very good in bed, he can be seen in the clubs partying hard and chatting up all the women, when he isn't doing that he is helping out at the home less shelter,dazza makes all you women come,he is the kind of man that every one get along with,dazza is a nickname witch comes from darren, a hard ass mother fucker. Dazza is a nice guy but don't piss him off he will rip your head off just to prove a point.

Man that guy darren should now be called dazza, he is suck a bad ass motherfuck no one mess with dazza tee

by dst7996 December 9, 2013