Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019

Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Dave‘s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021

Daved

Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol

I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!

by Crazy Frog September 15, 2008

Daving

When a man named Dave comes to save you when you are at a point close to death.

Thanks for daving me! I would have been a goner if you didn't show up!

by Hungry Hooligan July 14, 2016

Dave

A person who rarely messages or chats in your chatroom.

He’s such a Dave.
Are you a Dave?

by ObeAba July 19, 2020

daveing it

Doing minimum work, and getting maximum reward.

K: Dude I can't believe you got 3 exotics in a row.
J: I know right, I was totally Daveing it.

by Dr Manstache December 7, 2016

Dave

The man who rescued chipmunks

Dave is one of the protagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks

by I_Like_Ducks February 4, 2022