Darth Vader fart

When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan

Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it

by Mikeydel272 March 6, 2017

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darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father

Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016

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Darth Vader

The most feared man in Star Wars known for Force-choking people and the breathing

Oh my god, if you annoy me one more time, I’ll have Darth Vader Force Choke you.

by Fortnite1500 February 25, 2020

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Darth Vader

.They don't need paternity tests.

Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father

by sextynine March 24, 2020

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The baddest villain and alter ego to hit the big screen, known formerly as Anakin Skywalker. To make a reference, Darth Vader to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars universe is like what Slim Shady is to Eminem in the rap world, both will fuck you up, your family, friends and anyone who sold you Tic Tac.

Talk show host: "So, Anthony Mackie, you have fought against Thanos, one of the most powerful villains in the Marvel Universe and Harrison Ford, our guest here, has been going on wild adventures in Indiana Jones. Looks like both of you live dangerously."

Harrison Ford: "Wait till he hears about Star Wars and my encounters with Darth Vader."

Anthony Mackie: "And Eight Mile against Slim Shady using the name B Rabbit."

by Fly Felix April 24, 2022

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