Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009

Danish

1. The goddamn illest nationality. Denmark trumps all y'all other countries, word up fucking Americans.

Person 1. Yo Søren's Danish.
Person 2. For real, that's the sickest shit i heard all day, Søren's the fucking man

by SultanDenmark April 5, 2005

Danish Dunk

The act of teabagging;

The act of putting your testicles into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim or willing partner

Proving how much of a man you are

My Mom complains that I eat to many donuts so I gave her the Danish Dunk.

by Juicy Jay!!!! December 16, 2008

Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.

-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.

by MrTits August 22, 2009

Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick

It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action

by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010

dirty danish

When your mate repeatedly rams their nose into your ass hole, then you shart in their face.

Did you hear? Jamie gave Jasmine a Dirty Danish in the back office.

by Forgotten12546 September 22, 2013