dane kauker is the most cutest guy ever. he pulls mad girls. his eggplant is so big and he has a hot dad. he’s the most sweetest guy ever. he’s cracked at fortnite. he’s always taken by kirsten. and he’s in love with his pillows and fricks them every night. kirsten only gets fricked on sunday’s
He is a teacher's pet, and his taste in music is 90's to the '80s so it is not good, he will brag about anything and everything he can brag about, when he is mad he stays silent and tries to make other feel bad for him.
Da duck. Also known as Danish. A Dane is a person who loves to GRIND Minecraft and GRIND his women. He has hairy legs and super big dimples. If anybody touches his Springtrap baseball cap is DEAD. This man is a kind-hearted dude and is an awesome friend.
Dude uno: Bro, how does he have full netherite already?