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notre damed

The act of playing a patsie football schedule during the regular season against a bunch of inferior cupcakes, then receiving and accepting a bowl bid you dont deserve (because of your artifically inflated win-loss record) then proceeding to get utterly spanked by a superior opponent who legitimately deserves to be there.
Dude - did you catch that game? They got Notre Damed
by CFB Fan June 17, 2008
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Dommed

A Verb, meaning to have been dominated (physically/emotionally/mentally) by a sultry pixie haired vixen named none other than Dom herself.
"Damn B, I got seriously Dommed by Dom last night...look at these scratches on my back!!!"
by T88 November 14, 2011
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demmed

By Lance Carden
- "Mr. Speaker, you have been demmed."
This is how Geoff Plant warned his colleagues in the British Columbia legislature last April about electronic "data mining." He argued that privacy, autonomy, and anonymity are being seriously compromised by global marketers who sort through ever-expanding spheres of seemingly harmless data to cluster people into various demographics - hence the word "demmed."
Not having an archive to a data-mine, I have no way of knowing whether Mr. Plant subscribes to the Utne Reader, or if he had seen a headline in its March/April 2000 issue: "The Beautiful and the Demmed, You are what you buy - wherever you live." But I do know it is in just such fashion that words eventually enter the accepted vocabulary.
First, someone uses the language creatively, even daringly, in an effort to communicate and possibly to entertain - then others, sensing a powerful and/or playful formulation, repeat it and keep it alive.
"Demmed" brings to the sometimes dry and dreary realm of demographics a certain zip and passion - not least because the sound is so easily associated with the words "hemmed" (as in "hemmed in"), "condemned," and most obviously, "damned." In fact, in this euphemistic sense, "demmed" is nothing new. It will be familiar to readers of the "Life and Exploits of the Scarlet Pimpernel," by John Blakeney, who used it liberally in the novel. "That demmed clever woman" and "That demmed elusive Pimpernel" are two chapter headings.
Little did Blakeney know that we would all be demmed.
(http: //csmonitor.com/cgi-bin/ durableRedirect.pl?/ durable/ 2001/02/06/ p16s2.htm)
That demmed elusive Pimpernel
by Omer Ab July 30, 2008
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Van Damme It

What you yell when you are with someone who's party piece is to do the splits.
"Dude, Johnny is wasted again! Hey Johnny Van Damme It!"
by ShannyMacCorn September 9, 2011
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jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.
He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!
by carebear13 April 6, 2010
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Damned to Heaven

Being in something cool, or exiting. Mabey something valuable. But you can't have it, even though you yern for it... I am NOT trying to make fun of any beilief or religion.
Tod: Man i was Damned to Heaven when i went to the bar!!! I saw a realy nice girl with a wedding ring on!!!...Man...
by Andrew Fiore January 10, 2008
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