Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019

upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

by FeelThePower March 28, 2008

Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.

that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.

by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009