depressed egg

That unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those Zoloft commercials.

*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*

by Arm December 17, 2004

depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef

Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.

by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016

Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

by melissssssssssssssssssssssss May 12, 2007

Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

depressed people

people that make bart Simpson edits with XXXtentation songs

me:yo dude follow my new account
friend: what is it?
me: RIP_X_sadboi
friend *under breath* :depressed people nowadays

by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019

depressèd Aß bītch

Maria.

Maria is depressed.
Maria is a depressèd Aß bītch.

by 181838849 April 26, 2020

depressed simp

vanti and gian

vanti and gian are depressed simps.

by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020