cycling

running while sitting down

the equally bored look of the person cycling on the exercise bicycle next to the person running on the treadmill ...

by twk333 September 29, 2011

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

fried cyclops

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

by chenry August 31, 2004

cyclops that hoe

When receiving head a guy pulls out when he's about to cum and nuts in one eye blinding her in that eye and rendering her a cyclops.

Man, that bitch bit down on my dick, so I decided to cyclops that hoe!

by Distraughtho November 21, 2010

cyclopropane

an imaginary compound which looks like a triangle but does not exist

William: Yo dawg like my cyclopropane model?
Mihir: You just lowered my IQ.

by fatcamels February 4, 2013

Cyclophobia

The Fear Of Bicycles

Susan: "Aaaah.... I just saw a bike!"
Greg: "So what?"
Susan: "I'm deathly afraid of bikes; I have Cyclophobia."
Greg: "You stupid c***!"

by domestic.squander March 8, 2014

Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006