menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.

"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

by the coolest kid EVERRR December 20, 2005

cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

by sambo0414 June 18, 2014

Skurman Cycle

The reboot cycle on a public vending machine that clears stucks products. Can be forced by unplugging the machine.

Yeah, my diet coke got stuck in the machine so I pulled the power plug and forced it into a Skurman cycle. It spat that can right out.

by vendomatic June 3, 2011

rum cycle

Noun: refers to to the reoccuring cycle in which one gets way too drunk, wakes up, feigns some type of recovery and then submits to the need to begin drinking again thus arriving at the place where one started.

Despite popular belief, once started there is not an end to the rum cycle only an enlargening of the circle.

The name is actually a misnomer as from a personal prospective one seems to start from the same spot but has actually sunken a bit.

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I was heavy into the rum cycle by my third day of vacation in Costa Rica.

by wildmnc July 4, 2012

Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation

Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record

by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017

The Cycle

Getting a handjob, blowjob, fucking her ass, and pussy all in the same night.

Yeah I had a pretty good weekend, on Saturday with Erica I even hit for the cycle!

by revolution2424 September 12, 2019

Full Cycle

Noun: A full rotation of piss, shit, and cum (not necessarily in that order). A full cycle is typically had in the toilet but may also take place in one's pants.

Give me a sec, I'm about to have a full cycle in the bathroom.

by TheBafroomGod February 20, 2022