Customer

A type of subhuman who goes into a 5v5 game as ashe and ends up with 0/12/1 and 2.3k damage in 30 minutes

-Hey did you win that 5v5 game?
-NO,our ashe was a customer

by HliasTrogloduths November 21, 2020

Customer-ise

The art of talking a complete stranger into buying something you made.

I customer-ised seven people at the dog park today!

by Buddy&TreatsStaff November 18, 2021

Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform

The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf

by ianthm June 21, 2022

Customer

One to be angry at or bitter against.

I hate how that customer opens the door and walks in.

by Bill Mobley August 12, 2023

customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.

We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.

by customerdiscount March 10, 2024

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016