ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.

my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion

by stuart duff August 21, 2006

XY cusper

The generation stuck directly between Generation X and Generation Y.

If you remember the PC game Doom and when MTV played music videos all day, you might be a XY cusper.

by crys41 March 11, 2008

Crusher

A 24oz can of beer of malt liquor

May or may not be found within a crinkled brown paper bag.

"Hey bro, if you're going to the store for papers, pick me up a crusher of Colt 45!"

by They call me K-Dub May 30, 2009

hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

cushion for the pushin

A term used to describe a particularly shapely and large Posterior(also called- Butt, Ass, Booty, Trunk, Derriere etc.) usually found on attractive, voluptuous women.

The generous bottoms of a woman are more sexually arousing to many men, because large bottoms indicate a higher level of Estrogen and possibly a high rate of Fertility. The term comes from the act of sex between a man and a woman blessed with generous bottoms, in a postion known as Doggystyle.

In this sexual position, the well-endowed woman is at an advantage, as her large buttocks act as a soft, yielding barrier between her pelvis and the thrusting pelvis of her mate, making the act very comfortable for both parties. Moreover, in this postion, the man is able to see the motion of his mate's buttocks as he thrusts, and this display arouses the male even further.

Note that a number of males find large buttocks, and by extension, voluptuous females unappealing, but by and large,a curvaceous woman usually attracts more attention than a thin and bony woman.

'So why did you sleep with her? is it 'cos she's got a cushion for the pushin???'

'Man, Mimi sure has a nice butt'
'Yeah, it's a real cushion for the pushin'

by dxps26 July 27, 2008

Heat Cushion

When two naked males face each other and tie their genitals together with a rubber band, creating a pulsing red 'heat cushion' effect. They then take turns slapping the shit out of their balls until one of them passes out.

"Hey dude, no homo but I think we should do a heat cushion, you know, for the lulz."

"No. A thousand times no."

by JohnEBlaze March 7, 2010

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011