Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

Clumps

Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!

u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!

by sykedamenice December 29, 2011

Clumpies

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

by Hen025 June 8, 2016

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006

Clumping

Holding simultaneous clandestine sexual relationships with multiple undesirable and unattractive women.

He's been clumping a number of fatties lately

by The Reg September 18, 2007

Clumping

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.

Me n the Misses went Clumping today

by Hesteroy1902 May 13, 2011

Clumping

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.

"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)

by FunnyWhileClumping March 7, 2012